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—Dee, NJI once went on a date with a guy I met online.He looked normal enough, and I agreed to go on a date with him.Every time I tried to steer the conversation towards his interests or some kind of mutual ground, he would come out with questions like "So what's your favorite show on MTV?" and "So how about that Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman? I was bored to tears and couldn't wait to get out of there.“One girl I met up with was on house arrest and ‘forgot’ to tell me.” via GIPHY 7. That’s cool, I thought, I can be friends with nice people that aren’t witty. A few weeks in, he told me I was almost perfect, except my upper arms were fat. “I had been texting this girl for a good three weeks, and we finally decided to go out on a date.“I met up with a girl who brought a binder full of laminated copies of her own poems, then asked me to read and critique them at the table.” 8. Then I found out that her nose ring is a weirdly shiny wart that she tries to pass off as a nose ring because she’s embarrassed by it. Without asking, she reached over and started picking toppings of my pizza. “I joined OKC four years ago hoping to hook up with a bunch of girls. I suggest we go to dinner and a movie at an Italian restaurant closer to her place so she can walk/bus, and I can do all the commuting.Her friend went to her house, where Ashley had apparently left her phone, and her car and the front door was wide open. When she refused I said that I would and lo & behold, Ashley shows up. Didn’t know you cared about me so much lol.’ The next day I go to work. “I’m talking to this beautiful girl, and we eventually make plans to meet at a local pub. He had this weird look in his eyes that screamed ‘awkward 27-year-old that has never seen a boob and is creepily close to his mother.’ I sat down with him, and he put his hand on my leg. He just sort of chuckled and rolled his eyes and put his hand back on my leg.

" Our steaks arrive and he reached across the table to cut my meat for me!I played with the chinchilla a bit, and she kinda got mad at me for playing with it and back in the purse it went.” via GIPHY 2. We got along okay, the conversation went well, and in the course of the date, he asked me about bad dates I’ve been on. She only wanted to communicate through email or the dating site – which I thought was odd but just went with it. She’s married and her husband is a jealous, gun-collecting hunter type who she’s thinking about leaving.” via GIPHY 4. Eventually he asked if I’d like to see his flat, and I said yes.He had loads of swords and machetes on the wall and decided to hold one to my throat to show me how incredibly strong they were.” 5.“This woman seemed really cool; she was fit, witty, and had piercings. I spent a week messaging a few girls and decided to meet the first of these girls to put my plan into action. It takes me an hour to drive there, and I arrive at the restaurant before she does a good thirty minutes before our date, so I could be prepared.We ended up hitting it off and started dating exclusively. The waitress brings her to my table, and I see another man walking with her.

After a bad breakup, I let my mom set me up with the son of one of her friends.

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